A certain stratum of Twin Cities “intelligentsia” loves to
grovel before “The Great Gatsby”. Three women on Minnesota Public Radio are at
it again this morning. They aren’t only calling it the greatest American novel,
but the greatest novel period.
"What makes it so Great? Why does it endu-u-ure? Why do
we keep rereading it?"
I've read it several times. It's on my shelf right now. Why?
A repeatedly unsuccessful search to catch a glimpse of any latent transplendence.
To me, it's dull, shallow, cheap, simplistic melodrama that I have to slog
through. The only thing that lingers for me is the billboard with the
"watchful eyes".
Some prof-type talked about "The best seven pages that
have ever been written about America" lurking somewhere in
Gatsby...??!!!!
The host and guests on the radio show vied to outdo each
other with the overwhelming ravishment each experienced the first time she read
Gatsby.
Well, these folks have to make a living, too, and this is
one way to go about it.
But it makes me think that even though they read a lot, they
must not read widely. It's "greatness" pales in the presence of...for
starters:
Anything by Robertson Davies. (Not an "American"
because he's Canadian? Our friends to the north would argue that provincial
view.)
Mark Twain's "A Connecticut Yankee In King Arthur's
Court".
"The Subterraneans" and "The Dharma
Bums" by Jack Kerouac.
"Women" by Charles Bukowski.
"Clem Anderson" by R.V. Cassill
Even Herman Wouk's "Youngblood Hawke" is more
compelling in all its popular novel-ness. That potboiler was fun both times I
read it.
And Henry Miller's gigantic "The Rosy
Crucifixion". This massive trilogy is set in the same era as Gatsby. If
you want to talk about having one's world shift while reading it for the first
time...
That covers a few “great” American novels. If you’re
claiming global greatness for Gatsby the list of contenders multiplies. Musil,
Gombrowicz, Broch, Kundera, Kafka…and on… As the N’yawkas like to say, “fugedabahdit!”
But what’s this compulsion to establish greatness? There’s
some masturbatory, self-serving element to all this. If you like it, it’s good.
Like wine. Evangelistic browbeating is pointless. Oh, right…everybody has to
make a living. Even Jay Gatsby at some point, as I recall…but I think my mind
was always wandering by then…